FAR, FAR AWAY

Think of a person who really bugs or annoys you. Think of a place you'd like to send this person. Then - mentally- send them there. With that in mind, start with: "The postcard arrived..."

... three days after I saw her off at the airport. She was so excited; she had no idea the trip was my way of getting back at her. Stupid, why would I give a self-centered, bratty, ugly b_ _ _ _ a trip to Palawan. She couldn't figure it out. She probably thinks she's the greatest person in the world and deserves it. She thinks we're friends. That's the best way to strike back, when someone least expects it.

I hope I chose the right time to send her there. I was told the malaria-carrying mosquitoes breed around this time. I've carefully chosen the destination resort that's perfect for my plan: the back-to-nature setup (no airconditioning nor fans, no screened villas--just fresh clean air). Perfect breeze for bringing in swarms of mosquitoes from the jungles behind the resort. Haha.