Terrible Twos

You are two years old. Write from this perspective. Be childlike! Play!

Give yourself a name (with the initials C.A.T.): Cuba Aleman Chin
Nickname: Gerlatchi (German Latino Chinese)
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Light brown
Favorite Food: boiled eggs
Siblings names/ages: Sydney 8, Victoria, 20
How they treat you: like a baby
Thoughts on toilet training: What's that?

Start with: Here I am stuck in my crib... why am writing? I haven't even learned to say "mama". This is crazy.