You are a 13-year-old-girl named Lisa Palluzi. You have made up your own language where you put the letter S in front of all words beginning with your initials L and P. You (SLisa) speak this language to torture your two younger sisters, SPatty and Slorna. Write in this language. Start with:



When I babysit for you spipsqueaks on Saturday night, I am going to . . .


. . . turn off the main switch so that you won't be able to turn on any slights or use your sPCs. Slet's see what you will do in total darkness. I will lock you into your bedrooms. No amount of noise will bother me because I will wear my headphones and turn the music up.

This will teach our sparents not to sleave me to babysit you monsters.